Doomstink

Industrialist billionaire Jack Thomasburg attempts to shill his sausage convention, Sausage Fest, on the denizens of Raleigh, NC. Meanwhile, stop sign guardian is in position halting anyone who dares to not stop. There's also a nefarious villain spraying people with fire extinguishers.

Rita Repulsa is thwarted by the Power Rangers. Over on the other side of town some kids learn about tree climbing the hard way. Tampon smoking finally becomes big with the teens of the town. Slow-motion enthusiasts take over the local park.

A boy enjoys a ding dong, people run stop signs. Wicked chase scenes ensue. The city's fate is at the hands of the Stop Sign Guardian 2. Jack Thomasburg still tries to shill his sausage fest on the town, despite his recent bankruptcy. A doctor desperately tries to save a boy's life.

Everyone across the city is playing football. A pedophile epidemic is breaking loose while a baby murderer runs rampant. Bob puts out an advertisement for his Pubic Trimming Warehouse, and a Mustachioed biker tries to sell "The Menstrual Cycle".

Two adventurous young men decide to have the night of their life when they enter "Rapist's Tunnel" for the first time. Flannel Shirt dude can't sleep until he enters the tunnel, so he enlists the help of Mr. Umbrella to search the tunnel. Elsewhere, a hopeless loner named Ted Daffleberry from Wetumpka, Al. submits his personal video to match.com for all the "ladies" out there.

Douglas becomes sick with the debilitating Michael Jackson Disease. For the rest of his life he will only be able to speak in Michael Jackson noises. Josh talks to the doctor and is conflicted but decides to pull the plug on Douglas which leads to some crazy situations. The doctor vows to bring Douglas back. Floppy disc is the hottest toy of the season. Also, holiday-man is terribly behind and never knows what holiday it is. People wake up to a beautiful day and say offensive things. Douglas has fun with a big yellow pipe. Fort-guy and his pal build a fort only to find out it is a portal to another dimension.

Douglas awakes to discover that his right hand has become a bear claw. A video tape from 1985 is unearthed containing the rarely seen G.I. Johnson commercials, and the trailer for the never-released "Iron Guy" film. It's ladies night in the greeting card aisle. A man poops all over himself. A lady-man has chocolate sauce all over his face. Josh gets a Hannah Montana wig, Douglas gets a Sombrero, they high five each other.

Three rival businessmen are all named Robert Faulkner. One owns a "Used and New Dildo Shop", the other an "Anal Masturbation Clinic", and the final is just a sad sad soul that collects Legos and has a speech impediment.

Douglas, Josh and Billy exchange inappropriate Christmas cards. Meanwhile some stores host Christmas sales, local furniture salesman Cooper has to do some community service, and Ricky Martin Middle School hosts their "Livin' La Vida Christmas Talent Show Showcase 2008".

A washed up movie star who is pushed to the brink of his sanity commits murder. Detectives analyzing the scene of the crime deduce that there is only one man who could be responsible.

Josh becomes infected with a deadly disease that causes all his farts to sound like Fran Drescher's dialogue from the hit sitcom "The Nanny." Douglas must do everything in his power to save him. Will he make it through, or will he perish?